Ah, those ants. They ruin all life. Well I have devised a simple (slightly sadistic) and efficient plan to get rid of those pesky kids (ants)!Bring another ant colony into the place of infestation. Put one morsel of food on the floor. Have the ants from the different colonies fight an epic war and kill each other. Spray bleach in all directions (somewhat lunatically) while they're busy with their battle. Clean up the blood, gore, carcasses, ants, etc. Spray bleach like no other EVERYWHERE. Sprinkle baby powder around the house like a maniac.
THE END of your sad sad life. Welcome to bliss. :)
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